these will be the only emails you ever receive from me.

i send these mostly weekly. sometimes i skip a week cause i'm lazy.

this is what a newsletter looks like:

• start off with an incredible anecdote from my life.
• zoom past a shameless plug of my merchandise.
• bombard you with an overwhelming amount of nonsense formulated in my brain.
• followed up by some updates, sneakpeeks, and behind-the-scenes.
• finalized with a saddened goodbye.